Mac-o-phobia

Used to describe those who fear and can't stand Macintosh and cannot in most cases be in the same room as said operating system. Being near a Mac may cause shivering, heavy breathing and eventual fainting. There is, at the moment no known cure for Mac-o-phobia though being near other operating systems like Windows or Linux does seem to lessen the symtoms though is in no means a cure. Though Mac-o-Phobia is rare due the large amount of Windows operating systems, sufferers are becoming more common as Macs market share has begun to grow. Clearly more research on the phobia is needed.

Unfortunatly Heather had Mac-o-phobia and fainted in the edit suite.

by James Sedarati July 30, 2008

Probin'

1.) To be out in a social setting looking for members of the opposite.

2.) To go looking for females.

3.) Out trying to get laid.

"Where you guys at?"
"We're down at the bar, probin' for chicks."

"You wanna go out probin' tonight?"

by Chopper9 February 4, 2010

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.

Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia

by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

Cleric-Phobia

One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia

AntloPhobia: Fear of floods. (Cleric-AntloPhobia: Id rather shoot myself then to sake a bath.)

by Vikt3r May 24, 2006

blinker phobia

An excessive fear and or act of laziness a driver has of using their blinker to signal a turn or lane change. This is a major cause of car accidents, road rage, and traffic violations.

"Gee greg why don't you use ur blinker when u turn? All those people would stop honking!"

"Ah I'm just a lazy fuckin asshole. I don't give a shit bout following the law."

"Hmm I hope u get re ended dumb fuck get over ur blinker phobia"

by chachaddict April 23, 2009

Durian-Phobic

The immense fear that most western people get when confronted with this "King of Fruits" of the Eastern reagent. The Durian emits an odor so horrific for the westerners that it is forbidden in most Singaporean hotels and in come other countries as well. Once there was a Durian eating contest especially made for 20 Westerners in Sabah. At first they thought the green thorny fruit was a walk in the park. Once the referee open up its skin, they all forfeited after smelling the distinct odor of the majestic Durian fruit.

E: *holds up durian*
W: *pukes and dies*
E: oh shit he is Durian-Phobic

by WhoAmI?IamBartMan December 18, 2010

Twilight-Phobic

A person who is scared of all things to do with Twilight

Javi is so twilight-phobic that he can't even hear the word "Twilight" without freaking out.

by Shandi0104 December 17, 2008