The sex act of having a person spread eagle at the bottom of a staircase, while a another person stands at the top of the stairs then proceeds to dolphin dive and lands into her.
Person one: Have you seen Stacy?
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
Person two: I haven't seen Stacy since she talked about wanting a Flopper PhD.
Person one: I hope she's okay.
by TheDeadYeti February 6, 2025
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Get the PHD mug.PhD stands for permanently halfway done because producing original research and then defending it is not as easy as you think. Unless you’re going to law school and want to do this degree along with your law degree, DO NOT do a PhD if you don’t already have a career.
Person 1: Im doing my PhD.
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*
Person 2: Oh, so are you a published author yet?
Person 1: *Immediately dies from a brain aneurysm*
by InvisibleRevolutionary June 2, 2024
Get the PhD mug.He doesn't have a PhD, but a PHD.
by H Linguist July 11, 2024
Get the PHD mug.Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…
by redbirds003 August 14, 2024
Get the PhD mug.Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
by redbirds003 August 16, 2024
Get the PhD mug.A doctoral degree pursued solely for the status conferred by the title of "Dr." and the lifestyle perks associated with living in a desirable location, without any genuine interest in academic achievement or contributing to a field of study. The motivation for obtaining a "vanity PhD" is entirely based on the superficial benefits of holding a doctorate (social prestige and lifestyle) rather than the pursuit of knowledge or a passion for research.
"Did you hear that Catherine got into Columbia University for a PhD in biostatistics? I was surprised considering she wasn't particularly adept at statistics in her undergrad."
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"
by maplejordan22 April 14, 2024
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