A.J. Phd

An Early nineties TV show about a near homeless psychologist that tracks down serial killers in his brown Volvo with brown police light, the highlight of the show is when the serial killers turn their attentions towards AJ and hide in his apartment ready to pounce. Usually accompanied by slap bass music.

Episode 1.45, when AJ returns home to his apartment only to find a serial killer ready to pounce.

by It's Anthony March 10, 2004

working man's phd

phd is short for post hole diggers. A tool used to dig a small round hole straight down into earth. The hole would then be used to place a fence pole or a sign post. Since a working man will never likely have a real PhD, This tool is a working man's phd. Borrowed from a song by country artist Aaron Tippon "working man's phd" where he sings about having pride for working hard for a living.

Don't forget to bring the phd today we need to set up two signs. I have my working man's phd in the back of the truck if we need it.

by dugefresh December 18, 2012

Obama PHD

The act of shitting on a paper with the words "Bill of Rights" on the back and proceeding to Hit Somebody you dislike with it, then further humliating him by Yelling "Hope you Enjoyed Your Obama PHD"

Man 1: I was so pissed at the the Landlord that I gave him An Obama PHD.

Man 2: Nice

by The coral reef junkatron January 16, 2011

A.J. Phd Miami

Like It's Sister show A.J. Phd, A.J. Phd Miami takes place in Cleveland, Ohio, and features the distant cousin to A.J., A.J., a Pharmisuitist, who works with the police to solve Pharmacy-based crimes. He is slightly shorter than A.J. and is always ready with a lozenge to soothe a sore throat. Otherwise useless.

Episode 2.37 When A.J. goes undercover in a women's prison, and wins the hearst of his fellow inmates with soothing aloe vira tissues

by It's Anthony March 10, 2004

Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

Vanity PhD

A doctoral degree pursued solely for the status conferred by the title of "Dr." and the lifestyle perks associated with living in a desirable location, without any genuine interest in academic achievement or contributing to a field of study. The motivation for obtaining a "vanity PhD" is entirely based on the superficial benefits of holding a doctorate (social prestige and lifestyle) rather than the pursuit of knowledge or a passion for research.

"Did you hear that Catherine got into Columbia University for a PhD in biostatistics? I was surprised considering she wasn't particularly adept at statistics in her undergrad."
"I wouldn't shower her with too much praise, it's nothing but a vanity PhD – she just wants to be known as 'Dr. Caldwell' and explicitly said she didn't want to do her PhD at Penn because 'she couldn't imagine spending her twenties in Philadelphia.'"
"Oh wow, so she's not doing a PhD out of any regard for pursuing the higher truths of academia or for the love of learning. It's all just to fluff up her ego and drink and party in New York City. A vanity PhD if I've ever seen one!"

by maplejordan22 April 14, 2024