laci peterson

To have been decepted by one's husband or wife, named for the Californian woman who was killed by her husband.

See how he tricked her into thinking that he would meet her but he really partied with strippers? She was so Laci Peterson!

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

peterhouse

where fun goes to die

that guy from peterhouse is a tory tosser

by kyla mcgee May 8, 2005

Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.

Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify

by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018

parker peterson

A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.

C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!

by Tig.Bitties January 23, 2017

hailee peterson

The most beautiful girl on earth.

Hailee Peterson is so gorgeous.

by jakestier April 5, 2017

riley Peterson

she's an annoying hoeeeeeee. stupid and she is way worse than Olivia. and has no friends.

riley Peterson is dumb

by urmomomomomoomomom December 16, 2018

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021