Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an Argentine ghost who resides in farmers league's PissG until the next season when he will play soccer with mrbeast

"Pionel pessi is heading to inter miami where he gets to play soccer with lil pump."
"and they said ronaldo was finished."

by pessiismyidol July 2, 2023

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What you get if you spell pets wrong on your Christmas list.

Someone got you that for Christmas? Why did you write Santa please bring me some pest for Christmas?

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PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN AS A FINISHED FARMER AND NEEDS TAP INS AND EIBAR TO HELP HIM HES NOTHING WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA HES ALSO KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS AND MISSING PENS.

by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022

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Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.

Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"

Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"

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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*

*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*

*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*

Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"

*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*

*The next day*

Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"

Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"

by Pessi👻👻 July 20, 2023

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