bald peach

the women's genitals that have been shaved

shaved pussy, shaved vagina.

She shaved her vagina, she now has a bald peach.

by greatgenius February 15, 2010

Parachute Pills

Basically take one or two sheets of toilet paper and place the pill or pills inside of the toilet paper. You can use a lighter to crush the pill or pills inside the toilet paper or a mortar and pestle outside of the toilet paper and then place the powder inside the sheet. You then fold then excess toilet paper around the crushed pill powder, swallow the ball and thus the paper dissolves and the crushed pill powder will hit your stomach and be processed faster because it is already broken down itself.

Instead of swallowing his pills with water, he will Parachute Pills by crushing a tablet between sheets of toilet paper to swallow, making the medication work faster.

by JukeJointJunkie May 25, 2014

Perachel

The ship between Percy Jackson and Rachel Elizabeth Dare. Shippers of this ship have been harassed for more than five years by toxic Percabeth shippers. One person wrote a Perachel fanfiction and was attacked by toxic people. Another person revealed on Tumblr that they were secretly shipping Perachel and didn't express who the ship, because they were afraid of being harassed. Another one said that they've heard stories of Percabeth shippers telling Perachel shippers to kill themselves.

If you want to see other examples of what those toxic people did, then scroll down under this post.

And Perachel shippers, if you are reading this, I just want to let you know that it is 100% okay to ship Perachel.

- A Percabeth shipper.

Person A: I ship Perachel. What about you?
Person B: Personally, I ship Percabeth. Perachel isn't really my cup of tea. But it's an okay ship.

by calmfangirl May 17, 2020

Peach

An emoji incorrectly used by Millennial twats to represent an ass. It actually represents the pussy and was made relevant by Castor Troy in Face/Off who represented it as the simile to the labia, the groove of the fruit being the space between the labial lips.

"I could eat a peach for hours," Castor Troy stated as he was enjoying a succulent peach in the presence of his female company, implying his penchant for performing cunnilingus upon females.

by The Anticlown June 16, 2017

Grandma's Peaches

Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.

Roger always enjoyed granny porn. He couldn't get enough of Grandma's Peaches.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

peach pie

pussy, particularly a sweet red-headed girl's pink pussy

"And maybe I'd have liked to spend this past weekend in a hammock, eating peach pie with Scarlett Johansson, but doggonit, that didn't happen either."

by Enola Gray October 7, 2008

Peach Rain

Filling a plastic spoon with the syrup from canned peaches and launching it on the unsuspecting lunchroom.

Mauro: For the love of God! Mystery meat and peaches again!

Heath: Grab your umbrella, because the forecast calls for the extremely unheralded return of the Peach Rain!

Mauro: Say what now?

Heath: Incoming!

Mauro: God, I love the smell of Peach Rain in the morning!

Heath: True dat!

Mauro: Word to my niggas!

Heath: Say What now?

by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009