pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

pencil-whip

1. To mark off a check list as complete without reading or doing any of the items on the list.

2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.

3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing

The accident happened because John pencil-whipped the Pre-flight check list and didn't check the hatch.

by darkguardian January 6, 2012

pencil bitch

1. Someone who doesn't want to share his or her pencils.
2. A skinny bitch.

1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.

by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015

playing with your pencil pouch

low key way to say female masturbation/fingering

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder

by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

pencil person

A pencil person is some one that changes their phone number and or address so much that you dont dare write is down is your address book in ink.

From now on that Carla is a pencil person . Shes used up a whole page in my phone book she changes so much.

by Carmelo55555 May 1, 2008

Penile Shaft

The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter.

"Hey there, you penile shaft!"

by Cockmonkey December 3, 2004

pencil

A writing tool used to mark paper. Made of graphite and wood and is very cheap.

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by Pencil Definer May 30, 2004