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Quadruple Penetration Master

When one masters the art of quadruple penetration.

Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.
Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"

Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"
by Master QP April 23, 2010
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double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.
If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration
by Drew Christx November 19, 2004
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josh pennetta

a sweet, charming young man, with a great personality, he is simply the best.
you wish you had josh pennetta.
by abby sylva April 5, 2012
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accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straightaccidentlypenetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions
Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.
by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018
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penetration pirate

one who searches for pleasure using one of their three genitals, inserting it into an orphesis of any shape as long as they reach their peak.
so i saw a man humping a garbage can the other day. i cant believe how many penetration pirates there are in this neighborhood.
by hose A March 12, 2008
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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double penetration

when a female has two dicks shoved up some hole of hers
Mike: Man, I wanna see her gettin some double penetration

Dan: Watch gay porn if you want that many cocks, dude
by collin z November 5, 2009
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