When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Derek: How did your massage go dude?
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!
by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009
Get the Chinese Oven Mitt mug.Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.
by Wolfe February 24, 2006
Get the Dutch Easy Bake Oven mug.by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
Get the We got to install microwave ovens mug.Very bad funky hot stale breath. Like morning breath. Humans and animals can have mouth ovens. Exhaling and others can smell your bad breath or for that matter the offending critter with funky breath odors.
He gave his girlfriend a mouth oven in the morning because he didn't brush his teeth, ate a tuna melt with garlic and drank a glass of milk. Contributing to his mouth oven was the fact he ate out his girlfriend the night before after he consumed that tuna melt with garlic, that glass of milk and after eating her out without brushing his teeth.
by Zippyjet May 2, 2008
Get the Mouth Oven mug.Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008
Get the Dutch Toaster Oven mug.Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.
by Choicelink May 13, 2010
Get the Nuclear Dutch Oven mug.When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.
Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007
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