Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.
Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.
by Buddhaenamored June 08, 2020
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Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.
by Tinydancerhereiam June 27, 2017
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Divorce Face

The face I see after I explain the legal realities of marriage, some of which are covered in my blog. The bleak opposite of a "wedding face" that is usually red, tearful & trembling. LawyerAnneHarvey.wordpress.com
Her pristine wedding face morphed into a pulp of tears, snot & sweat when she traded it in for her new divorce face.
by Lawyer Anne February 17, 2014
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divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs
Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.
by wyrick April 27, 2011
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redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse
Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite June 08, 2011
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happily divorced

The opposite of happily married. Just really glad to be rid of that bitch.
Dude, are you still happily married?
No, bruh, I'm happily divorced.
by Hugeau April 15, 2019
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velvet divorce

running with the idea of a velvet rope, a velvet divorce is a dissolution of a relationship where you get the better end of the deal (the house, the furniture, the friends) while the other person is basically left with nothing
person 1: oh girl, i heard about you and john, are you ok?

person 2: absolutely! it was a velvet divorce. the house is mine and he's moving into some little apartment next week.

person 1: alright girl, work it
by samhannach October 29, 2013
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