Dan

1) a seriously smelly dude.
2) the inevitable lurker in your crew who stanks of pork rinds and taco seasoning.
3) one who kidnaps young dames and steals them away to Wisconsin.
4) a larder who can muff up a whole kitchen during a microwave meal.
5) a drunk.
6) a pretty nice guy to be around, unless you have a nose.

could be used as a verb as in "danned"

Dude, kyle just danned it to Vegas with his bird. But that's cool, cause now sin city smells worse.

by Benjamin Hess April 02, 2008

Dan

A teenage boy, with an extremely large penis! He's not scared to show it and all the girls know that it would leave them in a wheelchair for life. Not only this, he also knows how to use it very well! The sort of person who will treat his partner like a princess.

Girl 1: why are you in hospital?

Girl 2: I had sex with dan last night and now I can't walk, I'm sore as anything, he gave me a right seeing too!

by ManU4Life January 01, 2012

Dan

slang term for a big smelly duck

Oh look theres a big Dan swimming in the water.

by wacoby May 18, 2008

dan

a fucking braindead homosexual who contracted autism because his parents forgot to vaccinate him and dropped him on the head as a child. he got rejected by a person who likes him which is already a fucking feat that fucking osama bin laden couldnt recreate.

dans such a fucking retard.
stop comparing those poor autistic kids to him.

by iwanttobetracerfuckoff December 28, 2018

Dan

No one likes him.

Very rarely will people be happy to see him.

He is literally that gay.

Dan shut'cho chicken bone skin tone chromosone post malone looking ass up and leave us alone.

So, you heard the joke about Dan?

No.

Now you have!
(the joke is the name dan itself)

by Gyasleep December 17, 2018

Dan

Every girl has a Dan or knows a Dan. They are best to stay away from at all costs and are usually outlaws.

"Dude why would you have a Dan?"

by meganthatcould October 29, 2008

dan

dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some balls

Friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night

Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying

by timmytom122 September 13, 2014