detail-oriented

Focussing on insignificant details, usually the minor flaws of others. Detail-oriented people are easy to spot because they are usually without any friends and tend to work in tech-support or other fields in which being an asshole is an asset.

Sebastian, a very detail-oriented person, was busy expounding on the virtues of veganism whilst he slowly burnt to death without noticing that he was on fire.

by NigglyKong March 15, 2008

oriented

Oriented: the American poor-relative of the English 'orientated'; to rotate an object through any plane to align in any given angle; to have bias of political, religious or sexual tendencies; any leanings or sympathies to any such beliefs. Derived from such activity as 'orienteering', using map and compass, from a given point to any other, using 'way-finding' to arrive at that given point

'He was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) towards the party for civil liberties', or 'The airplane (US) aeroplane (Eng) was oriented (US) orientated (Eng) toward south (US) towards the south (Eng)'

by Campaign for real English July 31, 2013

Oriental-Queef

The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.

Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.

by Big Vagina November 2, 2011

Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.

Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."

by thematteo318 April 9, 2019

Orientation

The process of a human being surgically changed into a cyborg.

"Hello Human. Are you ready for your orientation?"
"u bet nigga"

by MarinaraPopscile September 27, 2019

oriental

1. Anything Asian-related

Steph is oriental and needs to focus more at work.

by Rosey Berroya September 30, 2005

oriental

another politically incorrect word that is used by ignorant people to clump all asians in one group, much like how the word "hispanic" is used to clump all spanish/portuguese speakers in one group. to many it is a derogatory word, seeing that 1) there is no actual country, commonwealth, territory or state known as the "orient" and 2) that asians come from different ethnic backgrounds, religions, and speak different languages. ironically, many asians think that the term oriental is parrallel to word "nigger" and some see the word as old fashion. the terms "westerner" and "middle eastern" follow the same pattern as "oriental" but are less controversial.

if it were up to me, i would eliminate the terms oriental, hispanic, middle eastern, african american and etc., seeing that no matter what common region we hail from, we all have different ethnic backgrounds, religions and speak different languages.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006