spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

by SecretiveSean January 17, 2008

OMLETE

to ejaculate in a man/womans ear and fold closed so it sticks

my ear is crusty from that omlete

by Michael Lozano September 30, 2007

Omolara

-tha SEXIEST gay girl eva.

-mad pretty

-tounge game on tha one.

-any girl would be lucky to have her.

she's tha most faithful girl ever....would make tha best girlfriend to anyone

Sheesh Omolara you sexy as evaaa.

by GameOnThaOne March 10, 2010

the omelet

When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.

One time, I made this ho breakfast, cooked her the omelet.

by Rickety Split December 3, 2007

smegma omelette

Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.

Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.

You fed the Vicar WHAT??

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Crusty Omelette

The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.

Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."

Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"

by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009

juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.

Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.

by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003