Retarded Oxford

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.

I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.

by YpYp October 27, 2010

basil omor kinnie

what the fuck… WHO ARE YOU?!? bro istg these fuckingg kinniesess anyways basil omor kinnies are probably homosexuals and trans and i know this bc im secretly a basil kinnie i mean WHAT SHUT UP

they probably framed a murder as a suicide not me yall stay safe tho

basil omor kinnie?!!?? how fucked up can you get

this person is a basil kinnie what did they do this time istg they’re always up to something goddamn

by transgenderbasil September 7, 2022

offord

A moronic typo made by people who cannot spell afford.

Ferdinand: Did you look up Pixy Stix?

Alexander: Yup, it said "a sugery powder inside a paper tube. for people who can't offord crack."

by G. Rammar N. Azi December 14, 2012

OMFGROTFLMMFAO

This is the most sublime 1337 acronym to find. Maybe not, but at least almost.

Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Floor Laughing Madly My Fucking Ass Off

It should be used only in cases of extreme hard laughing like in the example.

"Look! Dogs playing Poker! OMFGROTFLMMFAO!" *death*

by DeepChaos April 25, 2007

oxford street

1. the street where people go to be seen and feel like they're splurging lotsa GBP's when the fact is that they're there because that's about the only place everyone in Europe will surely know of once in London ie a meeting point/ reference point
2. the street where LONDON's huge student population throngs when there's a sale
3. the street where Topshop is

usage1:
Huseyn’s meeting his friend from Australia,.
Azrieal: omfg. I’m lost.
Huseyn: where r u now?
Azrieal: there’s lotsa people around here. They look like they’re buying everything from all the stores. They got em bags from primark yeah
Huseyn: see you there (implicitly understood as Ox Street)

usage 2:
Mc: hey how was ur boxing day?
Uzz: the selfridges yeah on Oxford street yeah, it was f-ing full...
mc: well its boxing day
Uzz: but i was not ready to battle with them Arabian wives of some Dubai oil-syekh yeah....
mc: ur rite. during sale, Oxford Street is for students

usage 3:
American fashionista: oh my god!like totally cool like topshop's in soHo...
British design student: well, i'm sick of it. now i'm doing Muji and Uniqlo

by imthatchickulike May 4, 2009

Oxford

The gayest place on earth, located in southeast michigan, if you are gay and wanna show it, go to oxford where its ok because everyone there has a dick and they suck eachothers cocks daily. There is also a faggot named bill penly, he plays the butt sax and loves to finger his ass at band camp. Oxford people always cry about everything like if someone cool walks in, they will attempt to piss that person off and then will try to fuck the visitor up the ass the minute they sleep.Also they dont have anything cool in the Area, so they go to the neighboring town of lake orion to try and make them look like the shittiest town in michigan. However their Futile attempts are very terrible. Oxford sucks at all sports so they made up a sport where they kidnap children and put them inside creeper vans, this was how the rape game was started. fuck oxford, fuck them up their stupid assholes.

Guy 1, "I wanna go to the shittiest place possible in Michigan, Where should I go????"

Guy 2, "You should go to oxford, its the shittiest place around"

Guy 1, "I think ill go there, thanks for the advice."

Guy 2, "Just be careful when you sleep, you will probably feel like you have a dick in your ass every morning, oh wait, you will"

Guy 1, "Wow, that really does sound bad."

by LOLcats i made a deffinition October 26, 2011

Omor

A guy that is the most great and most loving even though he’s half roadman. Would want to go out with a girl that starts with an A or an S because he finds them the best looking.

Jeez louise that’s guys an Omor

by Shabirogilophiloshophy May 4, 2018