OMFGROTFLMMFAO

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This is the most sublime 1337 acronym to find. Maybe not, but at least almost.

Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Floor Laughing Madly My Fucking Ass Off

It should be used only in cases of extreme hard laughing like in the example.

"Look! Dogs playing Poker! OMFGROTFLMMFAO!" *death*

OMFGROTFLMMFAO by DeepChaos April 25, 2007

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OMFGROTFLMAO

Short for Oh My Fucking God, Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Usually used to shorten for instant message, text or to post on a forum.

Tiffany_69: OMG, last night at the bar, Jim and Eric got into a fight over this chick, and then they actually whipped out their things and had a dong measuring contest!

MaryJane32: OMFGROTFLMAO!!!

OMFGROTFLMAO by Boobs McKenzie April 16, 2008

OMFGROFLMFAO

Oh My Fucking God Rolling on The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

OMFGROFLMFAO thats funny

OMFGROFLMFAO by Dark_Night202 July 3, 2008

omfgirotflmfaoayeufbbtisdibmelol

Oh my f**kn god im rollin on the floor laughin my f**kn ass off a your ugly fat body because it is so distgusting it burns my eyes, laugh out loud

Friend:'tells a crappy joke' You:"omfgirotflmfaoayeufbbtisdibmelol"

omfgirotflmfaoayeufbbtisdibmelol by Vv-HoWiRoLL-vV April 21, 2011

OMFGROFLMFAO!!

This can be split into a couple of different terms.

OMG = Oh My God!

ROFLMFAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off

LMFAO = Laughing My Fucking Ass Off

Basically in a way its a dragged out way of exclaiming that something is the funniest thing you've ever seen.

1. OMFGROFLMFAO! Thats too funny!!

2. Random user 1(11:03:55 PM): dude, my fish just died
Random user 2(11:04:13 PM): OMFGROFLMFAO!!!
Random user 1(11:05:27 PM): not funny :(

OMFGROFLMFAO!! by Mike Montana December 9, 2008

OMFGROFLMFAO!!

1. OMFGROFLMFAO! Thats too funny!!

2. Random user 1(11:03:55 PM): dude, my fish just died
Random user 2(11:04:13 PM): OMFGROFLMFAO!!!
Random user 1(11:05:27 PM): not funny :(

OMFGROFLMFAO!! by Mike Montana November 12, 2008

omfgrotfflmfao

the holy grail exclamation of acronymized texting d3wd l33t speak standing for "Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off"

text: can u pick me up @ sheriff's office...got arrested for 72 in a 25

text reply: omfgrotfflmfao

omfgrotfflmfao by carrboro ninja May 29, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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