California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.

Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

Flopped Omelette

Someone who has terrible hair and an appearance that makes them easy to be made fun of

He looks like a flopped omelette with that crusty hair

by Krafffffty January 12, 2022

Armagh Omelette

A style of omelette cooked in Armagh.
The omelette is prepared before creamy mashed potatoes are added and the omelette is folded over, creating a pocket of creamy mash inside the omelette.

Ben: What sort of omelette do you want?
Andy: An Armagh Omelette of course!

by SB27J March 13, 2021

Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024