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Alphanesse Oblige

Alphanesse Oblige is a french phrase that literally means "alpha male obliges". It denotes the social responsibility that alpha males have towards beta, omega and other lesser males.

Privilege here means the innate good looks and good character that alpha males possess, and which they use to attract a disproportionate number of women. With this privilege, then, comes responsibility to lesser men , alphanese oblige.
"Harry, why don't you take all those gills home tonight?"

"I could, but then there wouldn't be any girls for the other guys"

"oh right, that's the alphanesse oblige thing"
by SirJoey September 20, 2014
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orally obligated

An obligation arising out of considerations of right and wrong. When not giving a head would be considered morally offensive.
Because Ryan had to listen to Jen bitch about her problems all night he knew she would become orally obligated to suck his cock.
by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR February 17, 2019
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the ogling roaches

A group of pretty cool teens, and Brady
Aren’t those the ogling roaches
by Bill tench December 13, 2019
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mandubla oblingata

a guys penis or girls breasts
dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas
by chris April 8, 2005
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Obligerated

(Obli-jer-ated) adjective; really drunk, completely wasted or fucked up. Someone who is obligerated was probably hit the shithammer.
"I drank so much last night I was obligerated man, I even lost my wallet and phone."
by Shyle Eshlette February 23, 2009
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obligayson

Sometimes one member of a gay couple is determined to adopt but the other isn't but just goes along to please them. If they adopt a boy, it becomes the reluctant adoptive parent's obligayson.
I must go now. I have an obligayson waiting for me at home.
by aris00 September 9, 2011
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oiling up

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we were getting intimate
by Yo granny April 4, 2021
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