Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert

Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath

by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010

Get Outcha

A phrase used to tell someone to leave after having been beaten in a game, bet, race, etc.

Get outcha with that no skill ju ju!

by Drexo On Top January 29, 2015

Tinkle Oath

The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.

Person One "We're gonna be friends forever"
Person Two "Not unless we do the tinkle oath"

by BrittanyBrokeTheTinkleOath May 23, 2017

man oath

An oath between men, usually homoerotic in nature, that is traditionally "bound in cum" (i.e. said deal is sealed through the act of sexual intercourse between said men).

Well, I don't know what to say. Mark's been a buttplug for awhile now but if willing to give me a man oath that he can get us tickets to Peter Gabriel next weekend I'm willing to give him a chance.

by buttbuttmanman January 15, 2019

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020

Scouts Oath

When there is no poop on the toilet paper when you wipe. Comes from the slogan in the Scouts Oath "Leave No Trace"

I just took a massive shit and there wasn't any poop on the toilet paper, I just took a Scouts Oath

Bro I just took the biggest Scouts Oath of all time

by SpinachTurtle December 2, 2020

Take oath

Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:

Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja

by Sugar shane on the mic December 28, 2021