Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.

That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".

by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011

Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.

Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.

by K-Krunk November 5, 2017

new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

Ottoman hotdog

the act of cutting off an erect penis, stick it in a hotdog bun, and eating it

"next time i should put some mustard on my ottoman hotdog"

by Kevin micheal taylor April 16, 2008

Optometrist

An eye care technition whose scope of practice is limited by training to non surgical eye care in almost all of the United States. The medical eye care they are allowed to deliver is also restricted by training and law. Although they carry the title of "Doctor" in the United States, they do not in Europe. Optometrists are not medically trained and the vast majority of the services they provide is treatment of refractive errors with glasses and contact lenses.

"Are you an Ophthalmologist that is medically and surgically trained to care for eye disease?"

"No, I am just an optometrist."

by steve5917 September 8, 2008

Oatmeal Kid

Also-Oatmeal Child, Soatsy Mcclure
Someone who lacks the mental capacity to chew and swallow anything with more substance than oatmeal. See retard. Often times, the Kid will lack all common sense, and joins the Air Force.

Oh man! Do you see that oatmeal kid trying to play ping-pong?! What a joke!

by Dantron June 30, 2005