nutters

used in place of nuts, crap or any other form of words implying an event has occured in which the wrong rffect has taken place

Aw nutters, my computer just crashed

by Drewstein April 13, 2005

puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!

Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?

by dirtybird95 May 23, 2009

Nutterbutter

A Nutterbutter is a person who is known as a screw up or one who makes a mistake.

“You are such a Nutterbutter!”

by K A E L I E🔥 October 29, 2019

chemical nutter

Someone who is a fuckin nutcase in the way they do so many drugs. Like a permanent mash-head or a party nut, high on pills 24/7. but for nethin, like coke, heroin, meth, speed, shrooms, lsd, ketamine alcohol etc, whatever.

( e.g. david bizzle)

"bizzle m8 fuckin hell ur insane, ur gonna get dun doin that shit near skl, get mashed elsewhere innit man, freakin nutcase."
"what was that moods, correction fool."
"fookin waaaaa, chemical nutter Dave bizzle, fuckin pothead 24/7, fuckin ledge m8."
"hahaha moody - living legend brapppp."

by barry the brummie June 17, 2007

Nuttered

Exhausted, worn down, and completely drained of any energy source. At least one of your body parts is throbbing.

Jeff: Dude, are you ok?
Sean: No man, I just been running for 16 hours,
I'm completely nuttered.

by Warthole September 28, 2006

Fluffer Nutter

Fluffer Nutter is the nickname that Cooper's Love gave him when him and his love both admitted they liked each other.

Cooper: Hey! What's up bae
Cooper's Gurl: Oh just spending time with you fluffer nutter.

by Gabe S. Itch January 6, 2017

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004