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Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.
I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.
by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023
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conflict of interest

An unfair-to-the-customer motivation that money-hungry banks have to maintain someone's having to make payments on a loan for as long as possible.
I borrowed a thousand dollars from a local credit-union so that I could pay some local tradespeople to perform much-needed repairs on my home and vehicle. But then as it turned out, these "over-booked with repair-jobs" folks were not able to get to my repairs as soon as they'd expected, and so I didn't need the loaned money nearly so soon as I'd thought I would; I realized that I'd likely be able to pay the carpenters and mechanics "on my own" just with extra-frugality-saved funds over the next few months. So I merely returned the thousand dollars to the credit union within just two or three months after I'd taken out the loan; the clerk seemed none to pleased, since they'd only made about 22 bucks extra in the deal, instead of maybe close to a hundred if I'd taken a year to pay it all back, the way they had expected me to. Guess there was a little conflict of interest there.
by QuacksO November 24, 2019
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I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction

The singy voice used in a general conversation to response/interactions with another person to make communication more interesting/dramatic.
I I.V.A Interesting Vocal adduction responded with" noooo, I don't want you to rub my feettttt" in my best singing voice. He said "it's fine, i will wait till you fall asleep..he's a weirdo but I get it.
by Sunnykittyshine December 22, 2018
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Interesting

This new c5 edit is pretty interesting
by .nnarcissist December 5, 2022
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White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.
Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.
by Mike109999 September 2, 2023
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Interesting

Defined as something you say after someone says a phrase that you disagree with but don't have any counter argument so you say "Interesting" to make it seem like they are in the wrong.
I think Radiohead's In Rainbows is their best album by far.

Interesting.
by a suffering man May 26, 2021
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interest evasion

Nowadays, interest evasion is easier than taking a shit.
by WordSmith250 October 25, 2014
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