noner

what you get when you see some fat bitch walking down the street and any boner that you previously had inverts itself and goes into your body because of the sheer ugliness. even if you didnt have a boner before, your dick will go back into your body and hide.

Oh man, after I saw Helga, I got such a noner, you dont even know.

by ssiillyy May 9, 2008

Noner

Nick Jonas's BONER

ahhh shoot! look at that NONER!

by dontforgetxo March 14, 2009

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Noner

The nerd boner, the equivalent to geeking out over something.

Oh man I just got me a noner from that Ironman movie trailer.

by geerob February 16, 2008

nonderpants

when you're not wearing any underwear

Im wearing nonderpants!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

noner

opposite of boner; unpleasant, flacid

Dude, look at the fat chick, gives me a huge noner.

by DoubleGG November 8, 2009

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004