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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011
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sink pisser

a regular user who frequents v4c (virgins 4 christ)
please, PLEASE, stop being a sink pisser, i'm asking you nicely /despair
by king_D__ April 29, 2023
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Captain Pisser

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
by drummerjg June 9, 2012
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dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.
Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.
by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012
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mother pisser

A way to say "mother fucker" without swearing / a less explicit way to say "mother fucker"

(This is a term I made myself)
by Kip_The_Snapper November 9, 2022
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Phantom pisser

A phantom pisser is a person who tends to piss on toilet paper, toilet seat and in the top water bucket of a toilet. The name phantom because no one knows who it is
No example as we do not speak or hear of the phantom pisser
by phantompisser August 10, 2020
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Snow pisser

An Asian female that only goes for White men
Tanaka: Akito, where is our daughter?
Akito:She went out with some kid named John to a party.
Tanaka's face goes red and he starts heading towards his car
Akito:Where are you going?!
Tanka looks back at her and says, "I have to make sure she doesn't turn into a snow pisser!"
by Superior shaft Sam November 5, 2020
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