Government Mule

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.

Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!

by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006

maleesha

maleesha will definitely be your most favourite person once you get to know them. she's trustworthy and funny (sometimes). if she was an animal, she'd be a rat

you are so funny! you MUST be a maleesha!

by yourecutehmu October 11, 2020

loping the mule

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

by Muley April 9, 2003

Grade Mule

As in "riding the grade mule."

One that rides the grade mule cares not about how much he or she absorbs and/or takes back from whatever class; they only care about getting a grade.

Think of it as a mule led by a carrot and stick.

Benny: "My assignments six months late, but I'm still getting 25% credit. It's better than a zero."

Phil: "Fool, you better get off that grade mule."

by VooDooXII January 10, 2007

Beer Mule

The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.

I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.

by CNPalmer August 10, 2017

carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

Mule Style

To bee Really Muled Up, meaning being celibate. Not having attitude towards desires.

You are living a Mule Style life

by Yuki Yoshida September 11, 2005