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Mouth Queef 

When someone says something mildly inappropriate or unexpected. A small variant of verbal diarrhea.
Tina: Is that a new shirt or are you gaining weight?
Stefanya: ...
Tina: Sorry, that was a mouth queef! I didn't mean anything by it.
Mouth Queef by DinoLaurs May 31, 2018

Mouth Popping 

You fastly put you tounge up on the roof of your mouth, and stick it there for a second the fastly take it down
garrat watts: Omg shane Stopp!!!
Shane Dawson: *mouth pops* Never
Garrat:What was that sound you just made???
Shane:Mouth popping

mouth plow

I think we all know what this means
Lorenzo: I just mouth plowed my gf Claire.
Jack: Trill dog, trill
mouth plow by mouthplower September 10, 2020

Mouth Blind 

Thy mouth blind is when you can’t talk. “Blind but it’s for thy mouths”

- made by Christmy Parpouloute (2020)
You so quiet... are you mouth blind
Mouth Blind by Eatthatpus September 24, 2020

Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight

Mouth Massage 

Similar to a blow job, but more sensual. It features firm pressure on top and bottom of the shaft and head, relaxing the muscles and enhancing male blood flow and satisfaction. Mouth masseuses will tell you, “it’s all about the tongue.” Professionals will swallow, and follow through on the technique until the man is fully empty.
Stuck in a traffic jam and seeing Kyle under severe emotional duress as the driver, Melissa started rubbing his neck from the passenger side, then leaned over and proceeded to administer a mouth massage to help him relax.
Mouth Massage by Snowdrops22 June 20, 2022