Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
Get the Mortal Kombatmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
by TheRealGogeta March 5, 2024
Get the The Zero Mortal Planmug. Rita is so Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyes that I can’t resist not looking at her every time I pass her in school
by Ritaslover69 September 19, 2022
Get the Gorgeously beautiful and irresistible to a mortals eyesmug. by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018
Get the Mortal Enginesmug. if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Get the mortalitymug. Hi Im Mortal and I have no life
by Goopy69420 September 9, 2020
Get the MORTALmug.