Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.

“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”

by arshh February 14, 2018

Piso Mojado

The yellow caution sign you put on the floor after a sloppy Slovakian Traffic Cone to reduce liability for slip-and-falls.

Safety Tip: If you're done coning, kindly place the Piso Mojado nearby.

by hew-more-us January 12, 2023

attempted mordor

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.

Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"

by QuacksO June 21, 2023

Harel Morad

The perfect partner, he treats women very well, cooks, cleans, easts pussy like a MF!
on top of that, he is an incredible human being, one time he even saved my son from a fire one time.

Girl 1 - Did you hear Harel Morad is in town?
Girl 2 - I need to fuck himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

by AllenBrock June 18, 2024

Arad moradi

Osama bin laden fat monkey has no friends and no life and he is really stupid and gets F In class

oh look he's such a arad moradi he so stupid

by Lucifer359646 June 10, 2025

Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.

MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.

by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021

The Ring of Mordor

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.

• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."

by anonymous January 24, 2025