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Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.
Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."
by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017
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Mozarella Man

Also known as the “CHEESE MAN”, if your a mozarella man, you get all the hoes and they’re usually the funniest person in their friend group. #Cheese
Kyle:
Mozarella Man: Cheese
Kyle: Cheese
by Mozarella Man May 9, 2019
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Mozark

When a great television series has a good ending but leaves you wanting more.
After the last episode I want to see how a few other characters fared, which left me wanting Mozark.
by LocalAreaMan February 5, 2022
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Banana monarchy

An example of the Banana Republic" but for a country with a monarch as head of state. Britian is a prime example of this as leave the EU trading bloc and falling standards of living and its failure to protect its population from the covid pandemic while claiming world class action
Oh , England is not part of Europe, they don't want a banana monarchy over there
by Practically perfect January 2, 2021
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Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021
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Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.
Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.
by stiltmaster September 13, 2022
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