The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first
After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.
by False_Prince January 26, 2015
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Also known as the “CHEESE MAN”, if your a mozarella man, you get all the hoes and they’re usually the funniest person in their friend group. #Cheese
by Mozarella Man May 9, 2019
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by LocalAreaMan February 5, 2022
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by Practically perfect January 2, 2021
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A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.
Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."
by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021
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Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.
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