monofob

the word used to describe a dick face and a person that is having the dick on his/her face. usually a crack head.

o please i am the biggest monofob here

by allay February 23, 2004

Monopolizing It

When someone is the only one in the strip-club sitting in the area where you toss money to the strippers. By him being the only one he can put out however much he wants and the strippers are forced to dance for however much money the person is willing to give. Thus "Monopolizing It"

Person 1: Look over there Mike is really "Monopolizing It!"
Person 2: Yeah your right shes putting her tits in his face for $2!

by ArcticFOX July 8, 2012

monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.

Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.

by Lindan October 4, 2006

Monkon

Def: to be in an unsatisfactory or grumpy mood.

Bearing in mind how little one sees a monk smile, to have a 'monkon' is to be unhappy, to be in a monk.

"What's wrong with Derric?"
"Dunno, but he's got a hefty monkon."

by Joe Fleming February 10, 2005

mononoke86

A mod on www.essensialmagic.com. He like Mononoke.

...the *ell?

by BOB August 12, 2003

mononominal

Having or referred to by only one name, especially in the case of an entertainer.

<i> from the Greek mono- (one) + Latin nomonalis (of names) </i>

Madonna, Sting, Charo, etc...

by Tony the Wop February 11, 2004

monopodding

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

by 10labattj December 24, 2008