Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!

All hail the goat and the eight monks!

by boochslaya August 18, 2019

Return to monke

To devolve back into monkeys by rejecting modernity and embracing a primitive lifestyle.

"Reject modernity, return to monke"

by TheDeadMeme27 October 19, 2020

Le Monke

The second coming of Jesus who’s well known for his powerful words.

Dude #1: Oh my monke! I love Le Monke
Dude #2: Me too!
Le Monke: *Fart*
Uh oh
Stinky
Poop
Ahahahahahaha
Poopies
Funny poopies
Alalalalala
Haha
Funny poop, poop funny
Wheee
Haha
Yay, more poopie
Good poopie
Poopie funny
Hahahahahahaha
Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo, funny
Yay
Fun fun poop!
Hee, hee, hee
Poop poopie, yay
Poop make me happy happy happy
Yahahahahaha
Uh oh
I think I made a poopie
Pooping pants no diaper that's funny
Hahahahahahahahaha
Oopsie, poopie underwear now
Heee heehee
We want poopies
We want poopies
Hahahahahahahah
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahaha
Poohoohoo-ah (cough)
Poop

by Le Monke is Jesus October 8, 2019

Electric monk

An Electric Monk is a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers wash tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watch tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you what is becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expect you to believe.

"Excuse me sir, would you like to hear about the blessings of our lord and savio--"
"Tell it to the electric monk."

by Kakapo March 27, 2009

Monk Mode

a mental state that allows the individual to assume control over his or her mental well-being and eventually augment his value in an attempt to revamp his life conditions.

Every first week of every month I go into monk mode to elevate my consciousness.

by WhiteMustang03 February 2, 2020

monke

its the definition of smart and stupid personality which someone is confused and didn't pay attention but makes them think its a joke

your such a monke dude your so stupid →_→←_←

by persanality January 14, 2021

le monke

le monke

le monke

by YeetusDeletus69420 January 20, 2020