faggot molester

Mere words cannot describe how much of a fucking tool someone has to be to deserve being called this. To be used only when conventional insults like polesmoker, motherfucker, cocksucker, and fgt just don't get the job done.

"Why the fuck are you hitting on my little 13 year old sister?? You FUCKING FAGGOT MOLESTER!!!!"

by screwallfacistpigs September 9, 2005

modestyblaise

f.
1) Underworld spy, female James Bond
2) sex goddess

1) She is covert like the best of modestyblaise
2) She is so modestyblaise!

by modestyblaise April 8, 2004

Back Molester

A guy who enjoys rubbing young drunk girls backs during an innocent conversation in the hope of them rubbing his penis.

Jasus, would ya look at Coady rub'n the back of yer wan. She's absolutely no idea she's being Back Molestered!!

by leweeman November 9, 2010

Modelstatus

Being model-esque or being totally fierce.

Hey Carlos, I love your hair! You are so modelstatus.

by Modelstatus January 20, 2009

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.

Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.

by McChaff May 11, 2009

MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."

Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!

by Salmndr April 10, 2008