Mintai

suicidal dumbass who gets no bitches. A genius who is also an idiot

Mintai is a fucking dumbass

by someasiandude December 8, 2024

Minter

An unexpected or ugly photograph of someone else's face.

I just found a minter of my friend, while scrolling through my camera roll.

by DrummerVR14 February 21, 2025

mintai

a dumbass thats unambitious but hopelessly in love with a girl

Mintai is a dumbass

by joanndoe March 15, 2025

Mintered

Another word for “Charva” derived from “Mint Festival” in Leeds, commonly where they all attend.

Valentina: “Who are all those people at Josh Baker’s set?”

Wav: “Ahhh just the regular mintereds”

by NP2Cushty July 6, 2025

The Minternet

The Minternet is what chavs call the internet.

In the native language of Chavadonia mint means good along with propa nice, well good and bangin, innit.

It is not dissimilar to The Munternet} in spelling yet means a totally different thing.

The main minternet sites sell cheap fake jewelry and clothing at discount prices. It is all stolen.

Orite mayte, you know da internet?

Yer Mayte, its bangin innit,

I think its dat mint we iz gunna call it The Minternet Innit

by Hamie Jouse May 18, 2008

Cold Mintie

Unawaringly inserting a mintie with one's tongue in a vagina whilst licking her out.

I totally gave this hot bitch a cold mintie last night and she loved it

by Candy Time August 16, 2010

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016