ming

A degradation of the human mind into the bottomless pit of stupidity and utter foolishness, sometimes forming into art, sometimes pure, insane stupidity; nonsensical ramblings of the unconscious mind, or purposeful foolish utterings comprised of mostly of "words" not associated with any language, sometimes mixed in with words that don't really form intelligible sentences

"Hey guys, wanna ming?" "Sure dude, let do it." "Bapid veeport litter grunch punch munchy stunch funk. stamradding laffort griddle... deedort babaddle smenunk brish. My carndle landish sports pack dunk in dunk. Landing mine pish, posh other lateral triangular dictation. Speedish ransom chote swerm. Larzhe mandy smum. Sviddle peeport preeeeeeee-port skander mandle pittly winko janktum. Uttel buttler sit down crack sound laugh pounds rounds jick wack bebuttle."

"That was a fun session of ming. Let's do it again sometime, spint-hoodle crintston."

by Jonathan D October 06, 2007

ming

A fat American white guy without a shirt

"Ew, I really wish that ming would put his shirt on. It's turning my stomach

by Emily Jones June 26, 2005

minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Minge Munchies

Common HSV or cold sore symptoms on one's face cause by excessive cunnalingus. Embarrassing to you, your woman, your doctor, your family and friends when discovered. AKA: Al Jolson face or reverse Al Jolson face.

Dude 1: Hey what's up with your face?
Dude 2: I went down on that new girl and got a dose of Minge Munchies.
Dude 1: Man, you look like Al Jolson, was she your Mammy?
Dude 2: Uncool, Bro! Uncool!
Dude 1: Was she on ragtime?
Dude 2: Enough!

by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017

Disco Minge

This refers to the state of the minge. After a night clubbing the minge will get sweaty and unpleasent to the taste and smell

"Dude, you go down on her?"
"Yeah, but didn't stay, she had disco minge"

by mr_pr December 10, 2006