by lessons May 10, 2005
when you hit a bong so hard and so long, that the inside of the bong is white with smoke. and it looks like its full of milk
by eggsmgee September 23, 2008
by Sam1 January 25, 2007
"Hey bro I got some milk, lets do this shit!"
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
Man 1: "Hey dude you got any milk?"
Man 2: "Na, I just ran out."
by Nick Dillard May 08, 2008
When you have no idea of what for, or what it is, where it comes from, how it got there, or even why, however. Keeping the stupid cow decided to go milking it.
A young farm lass had been given a gift, a cow.
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
Tessa: "Thanks! I think, what is it?!"
Giver: "It's a cow...."
Tessa: "What should I do with it?"
Giver: "I'm not sure, I was hoping you will know?"
Tessa: "Is it a boy or girl, from the look of those....abit unusual?"
Giver: "This is why I don't want it. And think you can make sense of it."
Tessa: "Well, ok....I'll take a look at it...you sure it's called a cow?!"
Giver: "Positive.....when I bought it, someone said, 'finally got rid of the moany old cow'.."
Tessa: "Well, would you know, something seems to be coming out of these dangly things..."
Giver: "Think you might be milking it now..."
by Long Johns October 30, 2014