Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.
I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.
by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020

by idk i just want to write sum March 14, 2021

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)
by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011

Dipshit: "Dude, look at that chick. She's a straight up MILF!"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "Aw, gross. That's YOUR mom, you fucking dumbass."
Dipshit:"Why the hell do you think I said 'MILF'?"
Someone With Actual Human Intelligence: "I'm fuckin' done bro.
by XenoFoxOfficial August 8, 2016

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
by World of Weird July 10, 2003

Abbreviation for Moro Islamic Liberation Front an orginization in the Phillipinnes seekingto establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao
by Sprinklz931 January 8, 2008
