Mewness

An intense moment of extreme stupidity, and or luridness.

Trying to be funny but failing in a spectacularly weird way.

Leave the mewness out of the chat.
What’s with all the mewness?

by It’sAbbas August 6, 2021

Mewing

It's over for you gotta ropemaxxx

"- What's mewing?
-It's over for you."

by Ballmaxxx December 1, 2023

Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018

SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED

When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.

SKIBIDI OHIO GRIMACE MOGGING GYAT MEWING RIZZ UP THE HUZZ IN EGYPT FANUM TAX KAI CENAT DUKE DENNIS LIVYY GRONK GOONED happend to my lil bro. 😭😭😭😭
He gets 5 big booms. BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOM... BOOOOOOO.

by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025

Mewing

Mewing involves keeping your tongue pressed to the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. When someone tries talking to a person that is mewing, the person will put their index finger on their mouth (the 'shh' gesture) and then put their index finger on where their jawline starts and run it down their jawline.

ex. "Dude! Did you see John Doe's jawline in the group picture?"
"Yeah! I heard he's been mewing!"

by uhidkmanyouaskme June 14, 2024

Ms. Mewing

That one teacher of yours who radiates triumph after winning a small argument with one of her students. Also has a SHARP-ASS jawline. Probably thinks mewing actually works. Typically young, but looks a century older.

Student: Ms. Mewing you didn't give us homework...
Ms. Mewing: Stop it Jimmy... *mews*

by lappychocolatier April 13, 2024

Mew

Slang for male genitalia or penis a.k.a. phallus.

He slowly stroked his mew.

She looked down and grabbed his mew.

I said, “Quit touching your mew!”

by genieNbottle June 7, 2024