Methula

A person with 0.2 centimeters on his dick and is a quite smart yet dumb with no common sense.
Who rides cock as a guy acting as if he is a femboy.

"Methula is sooo gay"

by anonymous May 23, 2025

Methil special

having sex with a girl while on a ton of heroin.

"gonna give her a Methil special tonight"

by thebumreaper September 11, 2025

Methlympics

Any inter-disciplinary sporting event engaged in by tweakers including but not limited to running in traffic, random front yard wind sprints, cold-weather calisthenics, arm flapping, ready-set-go iterations, or other general physical activity as a result of methamphetamine abuse.

Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025

Methalepsy

When someone has smoked so much they gave themselves self induced METHALEPSY.

Shit bro why he keep passing out all the time.

Nigga that is self induced methalepsy. Hahahaha

by Nevagonget September 23, 2025

ancient methology

Medieval Greek/Roman science/biological-fantasy fiction written by supposedly-learned scholars who were merely trippin' out on drugs during their periods of scroll-writing, and so their fantastical hieroglyphic tales came primarily from just their own deranged-brain ramblings, rather than being rooted in any historical facts or beliefs.

I have never understood why ancient methology should be a required subject in high school --- what earthly use to the average American is knowledge of morbid-fairly-tale stuff that was written down many centuries ago, especially when it originated in a far-off country and wasn't even true to begin with??

by QuacksO March 3, 2017

Josh Methley

Josh methley is one stuck up prick, he can never let go of a girl once he has caught feelings. He is prone to jealousy when it comes to girls named Charlotte. Overall Josh methley’s are tits

Josh Methley is a twat

by Michael Carrick November 24, 2021