sessy messy

the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.

trying to make the phrase seem sexier.

sexy mexi?
no, sessy messy.

by indieryn June 3, 2010

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Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

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messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022

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Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.

"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better

by ginnylols March 19, 2023

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