Messy Grube

(origin: teutonic, germanic) the process of: filling your belly with mid-shelf liquor and greasy food; allowing the concoction to ferment in your gastric fluids for more than twenty-four hours; mounting a bucket with the intent to defile; defiling the bucket; and violating your unsuspecting concubine by force-feeding him/her the muddle immediately after he/she accepts your nut in his/her person.

Ex. Right after the Honorable Aldonquin Calhoon got porked to be damned, I, much to his dismay, bestowed upon him the infamous Messy Grube. After, I reveled in his cough, gag, and immediate death.

by Kristen Kellam January 12, 2005

Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

messy peepers

when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them

"dude im over here, thats a fucking tree, you need to get those messy peepers sorted man!"

by MadmanJ June 6, 2009

Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.

OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

Messi-Schwabe

Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.

A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.

by Knowname November 5, 2018

Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum

My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make

by Space tent February 27, 2019

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018