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An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 20, 2023
The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
by Zheiruzi December 23, 2019
by the word's man nam s'drow eht November 13, 2017
A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
by Raydome November 25, 2008
After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
by Assmaster Supreme April 27, 2018