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Medical Fact

When someone knows they are incorrect about how the body deals with forgien ailments, they cite that it is a medical fact to prove that they know what they are talking about and everyone else is uneducated.
Girl: You cant get the same cold twice
Guy: Ummm. yeah you can.
Girl: No, its a Medical Fact!
Guy: Sounds like a Wikipedia Fact...
by acidonion December 30, 2010
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medical emergency!

Bob: what's wrong,why are you so distraught
Rick: i didn't want to let you know but, I have no master kush
or headband
Bob: we'll just smoke some white widow, green crack or granddaddy purple , or blue dream
Rick: no you don't understand there is nothing, no
platinumorbubba kushnoOG kusheither, not a g of northern lightsAK-47white rhino

orrussian not a joint ofpineapple expressbannana kush orsour diesel not a crumb oflebanese hashcheese kief or drop ofhoney oil not a roach offloeuphoriastargazermazarcindy99LA confidentialalaskan thunderfuckhawaiian blue sativaromulanbarney.....
Bob: oh my god! nobody could have imagined such a
crisis what a catastrophe!!!

it is a medical emergency!!!!

p.s. medical emergency! is never seen without exclamatory marks, remarks, or headshaking sympathy for the victims of this heinous plight.
by tetrahydroC September 9, 2011
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Mediall

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Medical Minnesota

Wow, that Medical Minnesota is such a loser. What a douche.
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 6, 2011
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Medical Bailiff

An individual who prepares and cleans a deceased body for the funeral
We need to arrange for a Medical Bailiff before the funeral
by Peter Sam September 21, 2015
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