Meaty Gonzalez

This is both the name of an act and a drink. To give someone a Meaty Gonzalez, you have to physically beat the recipient until they start coughing up blood. At that point, you place a high powered vacuum hose into their throat and suck the contents into a drinking glass. This is then given to the recipient as a drink, and they must drink the entire contents.

Tony made me very angry last night, so I gave him a meaty gonzalez.

by Captain Cid January 31, 2025

meaty biscuit

A game of men masturbating over some toast and then the last person who ejaculates eats the toast.

Meaty biscuit: A group of men wackin it over some toast. What else u want?

by Datdefinition November 28, 2020

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

Meaty Boyz

Strong, Big in all the right places ,
rich in content or thought-provoking matter; full of substance

Omg the meaty Boyz are so Strong .

by Meaty boyz September 26, 2019

meaty seaty

A term used to describe a nice plump ass.

"Yo, did you see that ass shaking up and down? That's some meaty seaty!"

by ozsevenzero February 07, 2008

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 October 27, 2015