Mayne

How people from the south say "man".

"Nah, mayne." "Wtf mayne"

by 44simtippin June 29, 2021

Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD

Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

Maybesters

Maybesters - a declaration that a statement is plausible yet its validity has yet to be confirmed

"Will Jane be coming with us today?", said John. "Maybesters", responded Sally.

by Og Cinna July 16, 2008

magnesia

The nick name for an Mongoloid natured humanoid who has a tendency of sexual attraction to male sheep. A magnesia is the result of generations of inbreeding, that is usually selected towards the youngest female sibling. A magnesia usually displays the physical characteristics of being rather tall, over weight, and excessively hairy. The weight issue causes a sever mental complex which leads to an end result of have little, or no friends. A magnesia is usually a focal point of teenage scrutiny. His strange looks and weird behaviors are easily made fun of and is a source of entertainment for many teens. Magnesias are usually genital beasts, but have the ability to injure smaller individuals who cross a boundary when coming in contact with them. If one does in fact have an opportunity to wrestle or fight a magnesia, one must remember that due to the extremely small brain the a magnesia exhibits, they do not know their own strength and ability to hurt people. The best way to deal with a magnesia is to ignore them as much as possible, but if they do in fact come too close throw large stones and/or other available heavy objects at the beast, and hope to demobilize it. It is best to report a sighting of a magnesia to the proper authorities in order to minimize the sped of magnesias in further generations. Forced sterilization is also recommended. One method of sterilization is by means of surgical treatment, but it is much easier and cheaper to just grab a magnesia by the balls (which are unusually small, un-human like) and rip them off. It is a word of advise to only allow professionals to deal with there humanoids. For they are in fact quite dangerous and can cause harm to humans, and for that matter farm animals.

Example 1:

Wow look at the big freak! -Person 1

Yeah, we better keep our distance from that magnesia. -Person 2

Example 2:

That magnesia is taking advantage of his little sister! -Person 1

We better rip his little balls off!! -Person 2

Example 3:

What in the hell is banging my (male) sheep?!?!?! -Person 1

That is one of those damn magnesias! Lets throw stones at it!! -Person 2

by Doctor of humanoid beasts January 8, 2009

MANES

it means Dudes, Guys or boys

Esos manes son una mala unfluencia.

by Jose fernando de la vega December 14, 2011

IM Madness

When talking to more than 4 people online. All have some bizarre story to tell and consider it imporant, so if you don't reply within 5 seconds of their last message, they get upset and send you 11 consecutive messages spelling out "w-h-e-r-e-a-r-e-y-o-u." The "message recieved" sound repeats over and over and you begin getting a headache. It's a state which should be avoided by all means.

"Mustaf, Lili, Big Moe, and Tinkers were trying to tell me what had happened at Mama Joe's party--all at the same time. It was IM Madness!"

by Forturne Cokie August 30, 2004