A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
by Thomas Danger April 04, 2017
The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.
by The matrix theory January 19, 2018
by Bazinga alert!! December 09, 2013
The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”
by Duss Duss January 26, 2022
When you subconsciously dodge something. Usually that something is coming at you very quickly, such as a projectile object.
by shaley720 June 15, 2007
The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.
Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 16, 2003