Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex

Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!

by the only cum man May 12, 2021

masturbating on the run

When a tardy individual is getting dressed on their way to where they're going.

Masturbating on the run is to get dressed on your way to the destination

Marge: Hurry up and get dressed we're gonna be late!
Rob: Fuck it, I'll just masturbate on the run let's just go.

I'm not one to masturbate on the run but I can't miss my grandmas funeral.

by Xtra3916 July 4, 2022

Masturvaping

Handling your e-cig like a penis, making sure everyone knows you are a pro at handling it with your hands and mouth.

Rather than join the party, Doug is off in a corner masturvaping.

by rd8t November 12, 2015

mosturbating

The act of stopping a couple strokes early whilst masturbating so as to enjoy the some of the initial orgasm without actually ejaculating and compromising the load of your next full on session. the name is a pun, meaning you don't all the way MASTurbare, but you MOST-urbate.

Gabe was was in the mood to tug it, but didn't want to bust a nut until at least tuesday, so to hold himself over a while he closed the drapes, turned the picture of himself at 5 years old with grandpa away and started mosturbating

by GrossWurdz4u November 25, 2011

Masturbeating

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.

1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!

by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012

Madturbating

Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.

"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"

by Themadhasher September 4, 2013

Masturnating

The act of Nate Aikening so much you are bad at sports, like volleyball

"Man, he is really bad at volleyball today. He must have been Masturnating all night long."

by zig12 June 6, 2009