by Ragnar34 March 7, 2022
Get the Masonmug. Mason is Gay
by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023
Get the Masonmug. Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.
by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021
Get the Masonmug. Anyone named mason is a stupid poopoo head that most likely has trouble staying in any relationship or even getting in a relationship to begin with.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
They always ruin everything by telling you if it's gonna rain or if the weather is gonna be bad or there's a ballistic missile threat on the days that you guys have plans to do something. Like bro, let me figure it out when it happens. I don't need you make me dread the day that we're about to do something cause God for fucking bid the Russians are going to takeover America because of all the threats that the vegan teacher made to Putin.
Anyone ever: Let's go to the park on Saturday!
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
Anyone ever 2: yeah let's do it!
Mason: erm actually a meteor is gonna hit directly on the park on Saturday and its gonna destroy anything in a 5 mile radius🤓🤓
Anyone ever in the whole world: ... Mason stfu
by Gooberknitch October 27, 2023
Get the Masonmug. by uwutism January 15, 2020
Get the ThE MasoNmug. The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
Dude i masoned her last night
by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
Get the Masonedmug.