Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).

“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”

by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023

Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

anal martini

A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.

"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.

by Zach on krack August 15, 2023

Martini

Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).

I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!

by Tinarr July 18, 2022