Marriage 

The contract between two people, who are twisted in the mind of believing societies way of the world .
The walk you take when you know the dating pool is drained and you don't like doing your own housework... So you jump in feet first willing to change your last name...
Losing who you once was knowing you'll never be the same..
Wanting to pack and live in subterranean...
Cause the man you agreed upon is driving you FKN insane

Bro, you going to marry that bittie?,

Naw man !! I'm still trying to live and be happy!!! Marriage is the krypto to HAPPINESS

Marriage by SUPERTERRESTRIAL April 16, 2022

marriage 

The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.

May occasionally result in sex.

My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!

marriage by sharkdinner July 1, 2022

marriage 

In between a man and a woman.

I'm sitting marriage.

marriage by anonymous64867 July 27, 2022

Marriage 

Hell

Marriage is hell

Marriage by Man_Cummer September 13, 2022

marriage 

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

marriage by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

Marriage 

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

Marriage by Purple11star December 22, 2022

Marriage 

The box set death March

Shiv Roy: I wish Marriage was something different from The box set death march

Marriage by Butterbearlemoncake June 7, 2023