markise

Hot. & the love of my life. 1/24/2012 was the day everything changed <3

sex love forever I will marry Markise one day.

by Kaytay_yo November 6, 2013

Bastard marks

1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.

Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?

by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016

St Marys

The one giant, hurtful turd that you cry went it passes in the shithole of Ohio. Known for having a deadly lake and full of rednecks or stoners, no one else. There is nothing to do other than getting chased by stupid rednecks in their trucks. Many of the white trash live in town and dress and act like rednecks, this includes not showering, driving run down trucks, and cougar killing. They school system is awful and the town is boring. There is a 75% rate of failure by the people in that town, mostly the recent high school graduates. People who are smart are ashamed of the town and GTFO as soon as they can. Common hangouts include Taco Bell, Kroger, and the truuuck Black Betty.

1. Person 1: Did you hear about St Marys?

Person 2: Who gives a fuck about that honkey-tonk town?

2. Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: St Marys.

Person 1: I bet your glad to get out of that crap town.

by weremy jilson January 16, 2011

sock marks

The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;

I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

Markster

A super-awesome, sexually attractive, large- penised gangstuhh. (goes out with that sexahh bihh Kristin) Also see Awesome, Beastly.

Oh-em-gee! He's totally being a Markster!

by Marksterrr February 23, 2009

MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches

P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.

by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022