Manpiphany

When a man discovers something that women been knew. Often proceeds to mansplain his discovery to any women within his general vicinity.

Jenna: what did Bret text you?
Chloe: oh nothing, just another manpiphany about how basic human emotions work

by Doones October 10, 2023

Old Manpaper

Very old sandpaper

Don't use that old manpaper. Here, this one's new.

by Mongrel Kun June 17, 2017

manpuss

the evil sister to the mangina. the man pussy is when the male penis is so small it is mistaken as a pussy(vagina).

ex tim was shaving his manpuss yesterday.

by bscully October 18, 2008

manpon

a tampon designed exclusively for men ussually needed for men on there period (meriod) and are displaying pms symptoms

man john is so oversensitive someone should should get him a manpon for his meriod

by weezyvalentine May 3, 2011

manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

by conor dowling December 28, 2005

Manpon

for one to apply gauze pad or a female's tampon into one's asshole to stop the bleeding from a rough rump hump.

after the raping ewolf gave to cakes,nos,fox,and deek they all bought a box of manpons to stop the bleeding.

by [e]SniperWolf June 11, 2003

Manpress

MANPRESS is the art of pressing your manlyness on any given thing and yelling MANPRESS i.e car,person,wall.

hey look ahha look aahahhahah look im going to manpress that old lady over there...." MANPRESS "

by ADAM ANARCHY January 12, 2006