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Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.
Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit
by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020
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Mango Mouse

A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
by Pineapple Upside-down Cake April 19, 2023
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Mango people

It's a slang used for common people. It was first used in the movie Love Aaj Kal (2009).
Quote from the movie itself:
People like us, i.e., you and me, keep running and will keep running until we reach another fruit. Until then, we are the आम जनता... The Mango People
by K2. November 18, 2009
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Mango Mussolini

"How the hell did Mango Mussolini win the 2016 election????"

"Mango Mussolini is going to get us killed!"

"How did Mango Mussolini get into UPenn??"

"Does Mango Mussolini read his briefings??"

"I wish Mango Mussolini believed in science, but he's the same guy who paid someone to take his SATs for him, so I get why he's stupid."

"Not all Republicans suck Mango Mussolini's dick. George Bush wouldn't, but almost everyone else of them would in a heartbeat."
by Bajabear July 8, 2020
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The Mango Man

A man who has obtained status of having a lot of Mangoes. It is believed that most of the time it’s just a rat who disguises themselves as a human with Mangoes.
Hey, there’s a rat over there. Do you think it’s The Mango Man?
by Latios736 November 24, 2020
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Mango Kush

Mango Kush is a kind of marijuana that can be grown indoors as well as outdoors. The buds are very large like Big Bud and harvest is early with high yields. Mango's buds are colourful and taste sweet. If you like Bubblegum or Papaya you will like this.
Dude, this mango kush got me stoned in 2 hits.
by wcarwile August 14, 2010
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Rainbow mango

A rainbow mango is a gay girls vagina
Guy1" that girl is so hot'
Guy 2" to bad she has a rainbow mango"
by THE_BIG_KAHUNA October 6, 2016
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