manwela

A fat, ugly, little girl who deserves to die.... She is fake and tries to steal your friends from you...Nothing good comes out of being with her

Manwela is a fake bitch

by Manwela June 3, 2017

Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

by this is a bad idea July 5, 2019

mandelaverse theory

the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured

"hey bro, have you heard of the mandelaverse theory?"
"yeah! i genuinely think it's real!"

by ramaaaaaar July 24, 2022

Mandalate

To be dramatically more late(r) then previously thought.

I asked Peter to respond to my call quickly,and he said he he would in 5 minutes, but he was being mandalate and didn't for 4 days.

by 1234567876543212345657645321 February 19, 2009

Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 17, 2008

Mangelar fever

the fear of having a mangela on you.

man, he’s got mangelar fever – she after him tonight!”

by smellysocks2009 December 17, 2008

Mandeavor

An endeavor, adventure, trip, or challenge set upon, by men, that is extremely difficult, dangerous, and quite possibly foolish. Body hair becomes a qualifying factor for the leader of said mandeavor, and may be challenged by another for alpha male status by a creative chest/back shaving contest. Designs are judged by uniqueness, difficulty, and cleanliness.

Climbing a rope to the moon, wrestling a giant squid, drinking Robert Downy Jr. under the table, going on tour, buying a new car, getting lunch, or just paling around are all perfect examples of Mandeavors.

by bagoskullz October 19, 2010